sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

excalilbur:

finnemoron:

what if 

the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that

little girls would do it in the mirror and

when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are

that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week

makeitzayn:

i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch 

kiddwaynejohnson:

I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve

murkurlur:

augustuswtrs:

artistic-therapist:

augustuswtrs:

people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’

you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’

vadidgeridoos